Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.