There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.