A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.