Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.