We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.