No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.