"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!