Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.