You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.