The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.