Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.