Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.