A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.