Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.