A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified