Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.

None but the brave can live with the fair.