Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.