It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.