If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.