One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.