There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.