No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

All the world loves a good loser.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.