If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.