Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A loafer always has the correct time.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.