There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.