When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion