No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.