Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.