We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.