Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.