It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
A loafer always has the correct time.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.