The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.