Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.