It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.