I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.