Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.