There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.