The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Many a family tree needs trimming
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.