It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.