A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.