The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.