Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.