No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.