It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

Many a family tree needs trimming