Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.