Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.