Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.