About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.