Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done