Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.