Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.