Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.