Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.