The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.