The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.