Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
A loafer always has the correct time.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.