The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations