No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.