Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.