Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.