Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.