Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.