If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.