The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.