But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.