I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.