Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.