They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.