I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

True love usually results in a hostage situation.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.