I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.