And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

Happiness is a moving target.