And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.