And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.