We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Young people are the key to this election.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.