I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.