I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.