If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.