If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.