If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

I don't feel bad about losing.