If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.