If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.