What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

Young people are the key to this election.

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!