Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.