What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.