They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!