What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?
True love usually results in a hostage situation.