I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.