Young people are the key to this election.

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.