Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.