There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

Young people are the key to this election.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

I don't feel bad about losing.