There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?