If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.