I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.