I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.