Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.