I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky FriedmanThere will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
Kinky FriedmanI've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman