Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.