The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.