My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.