May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.