I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?