Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.