We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.