If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
I want to see a Jew in the White house.