And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.