I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.