Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.