Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Young people are the key to this election.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.