Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.