True love usually results in a hostage situation.
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.