All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.