Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.