The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.